Old Five and Dimers
Dear Publicist,
While I appreciate the glossy photos, the slick brochure and the latest CD from (insert artist’s name here), I’d like to request you refrain from sending me anything until you’ve listened to Billy Joe Shaver’s Old Five and Dimers Like Me. Once you’ve determined that the disc offers something half as good as “Black Rose,” “Georgia on a Fast Train,” or the title track then you may send the aforementioned materials.
To further qualify this request, you may refer to the works of Kris Kristofferson, Steve Goodman, or Townes Van Zandt. Or maybe watch “Running Down a Dream” or “I Am Trying to Break Your Heart.” Just do something to prevent you from sending the soulless, repetitive drivel you’re shipping me.
Regards,
The Publisher