Cagle Innocent (kinda)!
My inbox is chronically flooded with crap incredibly interesting items from PR firms regarding mainstream douchebags artists like Chris Cagle.
Cagle’s most recent press release so boldly declares him “innocent” of the charges that resulted from this early-morning drunken knuckle-buster with his then-girlfriend back in May.
According the police affidavit, both were intoxicated and an argument turned physical. Cagle stated that she hit him in the head with an umbrella and Tant told police he hit her with her own purse.
Yes…he really hit his own girlfriend with her own purse. Did he learn to fight from the Golden Girls? Good lord.
And for the record, it’s OK to be bald dude. Quit hiding the power-alleys under the cowboy hat! And tell Tim McGraw the do-rag ain’t fooling us either. And tell Kenny Chesney…oh forget it.